Along with all the other problems in the McCain campaign his telephone attacks do not seem to be having the affect they hoped. Swiftpolitics got a hold of same taped phone conversations.
Hello, before you cast your vote, did you know that Barack Obama has ties to Muslim terrorist groups ? Praise Allah ! We have never seen such excitement ! Excuse me ? We are having an Obama rally right now. Don’t you see anything wrong in this ? Yeah, we keep running out of falafel ! But aren’t you afraid ? We haven’t laughed so hard since Rhasad the suicide bomber blew both his arms off trying to put his explosive vest on. Click.
Hello, before you cast your vote, did you know Barack Obama is related to people in Africa ? Yes ! The Obama 08 dashikis are flying off the shelves ! We can’t keep them in stock. But his relatives live in Kenya. The village is booming ! Kogelo is becoming the new Dubai ! But aren’t you afraid of Africans mixing with whites ? Are you kidding ? We can’t ship the babies out fast enough to Madonna and Angelina Jolie. Click.
Hello, before you cast your vote, did you know Barack Obama has ties to the Weathermen ? You’ll have to talk louder, I haven’t seen so many old hippies since they opened up the Woodstock museum ! But aren’t you concerned that they might blow up America’s financial institutions ? Are you kidding ? We can’t even buy any explosives, those hedge fund cats have cornered the market. Click.
Hello, before you cast your vote, did you know Barack Obama went to a church led by a radical preacher ? The Reverend Jeremiah Wright can’t take your call now, he is taping his new 24 hour cable channel. But what about his statement that the government lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq ? Reverand Wight’s guest is Donald Rumsfeld who is promoting his new book. But what about when Reverand Wright said the government still thinks a woman has no rights over her own body ? You might be able to catch him later when he appears at the dedication of the new Judge ClarenceThomas planned parenthood clinic. Click.
Hello, before you cast your vote, did you know Barack Obama says he will sit down and talk with other nations without any pre-conditions ? This is the United Nations, I think you have the wrong number. Click.
Hello, before you cast your vote, did you know…You have reached Republicans for Obama, all our lines are busy, please stay on the line for the next available operator.
Swiftpolitics tried calling these phone banks asking about these questions. The lines have been disconnected for non payment of bills.
