Sarah Palin is like the girl you want to get in the back seat of your car but don’t want to bring her home to meet the parents.
Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown is the male Sarah Palin.
John McCain is the befuddled old grandfather who can’t find his hat even though he wasn’t wearing one.
New York Governor David Paterson is the nice guy trying to be your best friend but you just want him to go away.
Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich just won’t go away.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped working out. It shows in his poll numbers.
House speaker Nancy Pelosi is like the annoying aunt who keeps licking her fingers and tries to rub dirt off your face. Yuck !
Congressional republicans are like substitute teachers. You like making fun of them but you’re not really learning anything.
Senate democratic leader Harry Reid is the nice uncle who bought you an expensive gift that you really don’t want.
Joe Biden is always good for a laugh.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford keeps apologizing for something we don’t care about.
Congress is like a high school reunion that you don’t want to go to.
President Obama is like the prom king who found himself at a beer drinking frat party.
Tom Durfey
